*(Am Riff):


    Am     G* Am        G* Am
e|--0--0---0--0--|--0---0--0--0--|
B|--1--1---0--1--|--1---0--1--1--|
G|--2--2---0--2--|--2---0--2--2--|
D|--2--2---0--2--|--2---0--2--2--|
A|--0--0---0--0--|--0---0--0--0--|
E|---------------|---------------|

(Play this Riff whenever Am* is shown)


Chorus 1:

(n.c)          Am*              G
 'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
    F                                 G
You know it will be rocking 'cos it's fuckin' insane.
              Am*              G
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny,
     F                            G
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.

Verse 1:

Am*                                         G
 In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage,
F                           G
 When he was busking he was all of the rage.
Am*                                   G
 He met Jables and he taught him well;
F                                G
 All the techniques that were de-veloped in Hell.

Am*                               G
 Cock pushups and the power slide,
F                           G
 Gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
Am*                                         G
 They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
F                              G
 And then they got the Pick Of Destiny.

Chorus 2:

              Am*              G
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
    F                                 G
You know it will be rocking 'cos it's fuckin' insane.
              Am*              G
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
     F                            G
Our tasty moves are better than a chicken Chow Mein.

Bridge 1:

     F                    G
'Cos he who is sleezy, is easy to please-y,
    F                      G
And she who is juicy, must be Loose-y Goose-y
    F                      G
And he who is groovy, will be in my movie, so come on.

Interlude:

Am  G  F  Am, E7

Break:

    Dm
The wizard and the demon had a Battle Royale,
    Am
The demon almost killed him with an evil ka-pow.
    c                                    G               (n.c)
But then he broke his tooth and thus the Demon said 'ow'!

Chorus 3:

              Am*              G
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
    F                                 G
You know it will be rocking 'cos it's fuckin' insane.
              Am*              G
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
     F                              G
You know our Boogie's better than-a Citizen Kane.

Bridge 2:

     F                       G
'Cos he who's a geezer, must live in my freezer,
    F                     G
And she who is Snarky, is full of marlarky.
    F                      G
And he who is groovy, will be in my movie, so come on.

Solo:

Am*, G  F  G (x2)

Bridge 3:

     F                      G
'Cos if you're a diva, then go to Geneva,
    F                        G
And if you're a croney, then suck on my boney.
    F                       G
And if you are groovy, then get in my movie, it's called...

Outro:

    Am   G  F   E7 Am
The Pick Of Des-ti-ny,
    Dm   Am F   E7 Am
The Pick Of Des-ti-ny.