Intro: C G D G

G
Oh I took a wrong turn, it was the right turn
C                    G
My turn to have me a ball
G
Boys at the shop told me just where to stop
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If I wanted to play for it all
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I didn't know I'd find her on daytime TV
   C                G              D           G
My whole world lies waiting behind door number three

  G
I chose my apparel, I wore a beer barrel
         C                           G
And they rolled me to the very first row
  G
I held a big sign that said, "Kiss me I'm a baker
    D                     G
And Monty I sure need the dough"
       C                                   G                C
Then I grabbed that sucker by the throat until he called on me
          C                G              D           G
'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three

    C                                  G
And I don't want what Jay's got on his table
       C                                  G
Or the box Carol Merrill points to on the floor
   C                                  G
No I'll hold out just as long as I am able
   D                             G
Or until I can unlock that lucky door
            C                   G
Well, she's no big deal to most folks
    D                   G
But she's everything to me
          C                G              D           G
'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three


Oh Monty, Monty, Monty, I am walkin' down your hall
Got beat, lost my seat, but I'm not a man to crawl
Though I didn't get rich, you son of a bitch
I'll be back just wait and see

'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three
Yes my whole world lies waiting behind door number three