Em                        C
Please don't change who you are, 
G                        Weird chord
I love you just the way you are. 

Strum

Em
I love the crud between your teeth, 
C
I love the odour of your feet, 
G
I love the fact that you can't fit, 
Weird chord
Inside my house, the yard's well lit. 

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Please don't change, I love you now. 
You're perfect, with your mono brow. 

I love your size, I love your eyes. 
I love how you have lumpy thighs. 
I admire you, you're always fair, 
Along with all your armpit hair. 

B
I love the way you pick your nose, 
C sharp I think
Your good upbringing really shows. 
Em                                C
Most would think it rather rude, 
D                                G
To mix your snot in with your food. 

But I love you the way you are, 
Even though you drive half a car. 

You dress as if you lack a house, 
You hair would not attract a louse. 
You are so pretty, and so refined, 
If I changed you, I would be unkind. 

Stay the same, always the same. 
Stay the same always the same. 
Spend less time with the mirror, 
And more time with me. 
I don't need you to scupt your face. 
I would prefer we just embraced.