Yeah! 
(G - B - Em - C) 

G 
And if your heart stops beating 
B 
I'll be here wondering 
Em                     C 
Did you get what you deserve? 
                  G 
The ending of your life 
And if you get to heaven 
B 
I'll be here waiting, babe 
Em                     C 
Did you get what you deserve? 
                     Am 
The end, and if your life won't wait 
           C           D 
Then your heart can't take this 


G                         B 
Have you heard the news that you're dead? 
C 
No one ever had much nice to say 
D# 
I think they never liked you anyway 
G                 B 
Oh take me from the hospital bed 
C 
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned. 
D# 
And wouldn't it be great If we were dead? 
G 
Ohh dead. 


G 
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish 
B 
You never fell in love 
Em                    C 
Did you get what you deserve? 
The ending of your life 
G 
And if you get to heaven 
B 
I'll be here waiting, babe 
Em                    C 
Did you get what you deserve? 
                     Am 
The end, and if your life won't wait 
           C           D 
Then your heart can't take this 



G                         B 
Have you heard the news that you're dead? 
C 
No one ever had much nice to say 
D# 
I think they never liked you anyway 
G                 B 
Oh take me from the hospital bed 
C 
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned. 
D# 
And wouldn't it be great If we were dead? 


Am                        D 
And in my honest observation 
                Bm 
During this operation 
                     Em 
Found a complication in your heart 
         C                          Em 
So long, 'Cause now you've got (now you've got) 
Bm 
Maybe just two weeks to live 
Is that the most the both of you can give? 

SOLO (G - B - C - D#) 

One, two, one two three four! 

(G - B - C - D  2x) 
LA LA LA LA LA! 
LA LA LA LA LA LA! 
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! 
Well come on, 
LA LA LA LA LA! 
LA LA LA LA LA LA! 
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! 
Oh motherfucker, 


(G - B - C - D  2x) 
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) 
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!) 
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!) 
Then why are we laughing? 
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) 
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!) 
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!) 
Then why am I dead? 
G 
DEAD!