D#              A#       Cm           Gm 
Do you have the time to listen to me whine?
 G#                D#                A# 
About nothing and everything all at once  
D#           A# 
I am one of those  
   Cm         Gm 
Melodramatic fools  
   G#            D# 
Neurotic to the bone  
                A# 
No doubt about it  
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  Sometimes I give myself the creeps  
G#             A#                   D# 
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me  
G#                  A# 
It all keeps adding up  
D#          C#        Cm 
I think I'm cracking up  
G#             A# 
Am I just paranoid?  
                 (D# A# Cm A#) X2 
Am I just stoned  
D#            A# 
I went to a shrink  
     Cm        Gm 
To analyze my dreams  
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She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down  
   D#         A# 
I went to a whore  
    Cm               Gm 
He said my life's a bore  
    G#               D#                     A# 
So quit my whining cause it's bringing her down  
G#             A#                D# 
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps  
G#             A#                   D# 
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me  
G#                  A# 
It all keeps adding up  
   D#        C#       Cm 
I think I'm cracking up  
G#            A#  
Am I just paranoid?  
            D# A# Cm A# X4 
Am I stoned 
G#             A# 
Grasping to control  
                     D# A# Cm Gm G# D# A# X2 
So I better hold on  
G#             A#                D# 
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps  
G#              A#                  D# 
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me  
G#                   A# 
It all keeps adding up  
   D#        C#       C 
I think I'm cracking up  
G#            A#  
Am I just paranoid?  
                 D# A# Cm Gm X4   G# D# A# x2 
Am I just stoned