Capo on third fret!

[C] Never win first place,
[Am] I don't support the team,
[G] I can't take direction and my
[F] socks are never clean

[C] Teachers dated me, 
[Am] my parents hated me 
[G] I was always in a fight 
[F] 'coz I can't do nothing right

Bridge 1:
[F] Every day I find a [G] war against the mirror,
[F] I can't take the person staring [G] back at me

Refrain:
I'm a hazard to my[C]self…
[Am] don't let me get me,
[G] I'm my own worst ene[F]my
it's bad when you annoy your[C]self…
[Am] So irritating,
[G] don't wanna be my friend no [F]more
I wanna be somebody [C] else…
[Am] I wanna be somebody [G] else… [F]


[C] LA told me
[Am] You'll be a Popstar
[G] All you have to change
[F] Is everything you are

[C] Tired of being compared
[Am] To damn Britney Spears
[G] She's so pretty
[F] That just ain't me

Bridge 2:
[F] So Doctor Doctor won't you [G] please prescribe me something,
[F] A day in the life of someone [G] else, 'cos…

Ref. 2x

[F] So Doctor Doctor won't you [G] please prescribe me something,
[F] A day in the life of someone [G] else, 'cos…