Verse 1: 
Em  Em       Am     Am Am 
You and your museum of lovers 

    Em          Em             Am     Am      Am 
The precious collection you've housed in your covers 

   Em          Em        Am  Am Am          B    B    B B B 
My simpleness threatened by my own admission 

        Em   Em  Am   Am  Am 
And the bags are much too heavy 

Em  Em    Am   Am  Am 
In my insecure condition 

Em          Em      Am  Am   Am           B    B    B B B 
My pregnant mind is fat full with envy again 

Chorus 1: 
            G                    Am   
But I still love to wash in your old bathwater 

D                      C 
Love to think that you couldn't love another 

G               Am                D      B 
I can't help it…you're my kind of man 

Filler: Em      Em       Am  Am  Am ---> x2 

Verse 2: <> 
Wanted and adored by attractive women 
Bountiful selection at your discretion 
I know I'm diving into my own destruction 
So why do we choose the boys that are naughty? 
I don't fit in so why do you want me? 
And I know I can't tame you…but I just keep trying 

Chorus 2: 

         G                    Am 
'Cause I love to wash in your old bathwater 

D                      C 
Love to think that you couldn't love another 

G               Am               D       B    
On your list with all your other women 

            G                    Am 
But I still love to wash in your old bathwater 

    D                   C 
You make me feel like I couldn't love another 

G              Am             B 
I can't help it…you're my kind of man 

Bridge: 
C    C    Am  Am  Am ---> x4 
Em   Em   Am  Am  Am ---> x2 

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Why do the good girls always want the bad boys?  

Em   Em   Am  Am  Am ---> x2 

Verse 3: 

     Em     Em            Am     Am  Am 
So I pacify problems with kisses and cuddles 

  Em       Em               Am    Am      Am 
Diligently doubtful through all kinds of trouble 

       Em          Em         Am  Am  Am     B   B   B B B 
Then I find myself choking on all my contradictions 

Chorus 3: <> 
'Cause I still love to wash in your old bathwater 
Love to think that you couldn't love another 
Share a toothbrush…you're my kind of man 
I still love to wash in your old bathwater 
Make me feel like I couldn't love another 
I can't help it…you're my kind of man 

Outro: <> 
G    Am    D    C 
G    Am    D    B 

           G           Am 
No I can't help myself 

        D           C 
I can't help myself 

        G                    Am            B        Em 
I still love to wash in your old bathwater