C

C        G          Am        Em
I like glitter and sparkly dresses. 
F
But I'm not gonna talk about that 
G
in my monologue.
C       G           Am                     Em
I like baking and things that smell like winter. 
F
But I'm not gonna talk about that 
G
in my monologue.

C
La la la. La la la.

C                     G             Am                         Em
I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me. 
F
But I'm not gonna say that 
G
in my monologue.

              C                                   G                            Am             Em
I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public. 
F
But I'm not gonna say that 
G
in my monologue.

C

C   G  Am   G     F                       G
La la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue.

C                  G                             Am                           Em
You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on the phone. 
F
But I'm not gonna mention him, 
G
in my monologue. 

C
Hey Joe, I'm doing real well! 
G                    Am        Em
Tonight I'm hosting 'SNL.' 
F  
But I'm gonna brag about that 
G
in my monologue.


C
La la la. Ha ha ha. 
Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. La la la.
C                                              G                                   Am          Em
And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from 'Twilight.' 
[ "Hi Taylor," wink & blows kiss.] 
F
I'm not gonna comment on that
G
in my monologue.

C   G  Am   G     F                       G
La la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue.

Am
Am                                                          Em
You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye 
        F                                                                           
and how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue. 
C                  G                            Am         G                 F
But there's nothing more to say cuz everything's OK. 
                                         F
I've got security lining the stage.

It's my 'SNL' monologue. 
C   G  Am   G    F                       G  
La la. La la la la la. This is my 'SNL' monologue. 
C   G  Am   G     F                       G
La la. La la la la la. That was my 'SNL' monologue.