Dm      
a long ass fuckin' time ago,
     Dm 
In a town called Kickapoo, 
      Am
There lived a humble family 
  Am
Religious through and through. 
    F       
But yay there was a black sheep
       C                  G 
And he knew just what to do. 
    Dm                           Dm
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line.
  Am 
A vision he did see-eth
        Am 
Fuckin' rockin' all the time.
   F                             C            G
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align.


       Am                              C
Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave,
       G   
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
       Bb 
With a long and shiney blade! 
      Am
'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
      C     
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo! 
    G
And if you try to fuck with me,
     Bb               A     B C
Then I shall fuck you too!
C                                   A Bb A Bb A 
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
C                                         A Bb A Bb A
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
C                                   A Bb A Bb A 
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
C                                     A Bb A Bb A 
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!