A                            F#m
Her green plastic watering can
                                D
For her fake chinese rubber plant
              A     D
In the fake plastic earth
A                               F#m 
That she bought from a rubber man
                            D 
In a town full of rubber plans
        A      D 
To get rid of itself
 

             Bm
It wears her out..
             A
It wears her out..
              Bm
It wears her out..
             A
It wears her out
 
 
A                         F#m
She lives with a broken man
                         D  
A cracked polystyrene man
           A           D  
Who just crumbles and burns
 A                   F#m
He used to do surgery
                      D  
For girls in the eighties
             A      D 
But gravity always wins
 
                 Bm 
And it wears him out..
              A
It wears him out..
              Bm
It wears him out..
       A 
It weeeeeaaaars
 
 A                            F#m
She looks like the real thing
                            D
She tastes like the real thing
           A     D    
My fake plastic love
 A                         F#m
But I can't help the feeling
                        D
I could blow through the ceiling
            A        D
If I just turn and run
                 Bm
And it wears me out
            A
It wears me out
             Bm
It wears me out
             A 
It wears me out
                Bm
And if I could be who you wanted
            A
If I could be who you wanted
        Bm
All the time..
        A
All the time..
 
A  F#m D A